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Ep.17 “Mense de luna”

On dise “la venja es un plato la plu bon servida a fria”, ma cual on fa cuando on prefere platos calda como ditos de gal o piza fresca vaporosa? Acel ia es la pensas infestante Jenny cuando el ia scemi sua venja cruel.

They say “revenge is a dish best served cold” but what if you prefer hot dishes, like chicken fingers or a steaming fresh pizza? These were the thoughts that haunted Jenny as she planned her dastardly revenge.

Jenny ia es tradida par sua ami la plu bon en la mundo intera, Angelica. Los ia intende vade per vide “Pel de Gal 2: Vijila de Tota Santas Infestada” en junta, ma a la minuto final Angelica ia dise ce el no va vade. Jenny ia vade an tal e ia vide la filma e ia trova lo noiante, ma el ia sabe ce la esperia ta es altida par la presentia de sua ami tradosa.

Jenny had been betrayed by her best friend in the whole world, Angelica. They were supposed to go see “Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween” together but at the last minute Angelica bailed. Jenny went and saw the movie anyway and thought it was boring but she new the experience would have been elevated by the presence of her traitorous friend.

“Me no pote crede ce par causa de Angelica me ia debe regarda solitar “Pel de Gal 2: Vijila de Tota Santas Infestada”!” - Jenny ia pensa. - “El va paia per esta. Paia con sangue!”

“I can’t believe Angelica made me see “Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween” all by myself!” - thought Jenny. - “She will pay for this. Pay in blood!”

Esta ia es lo cual el ia sabe serta. Angelica va paia per sua crimines. Con sangue. Ma como colie? E como serti ce la venja no va deveni un spesie de plato fria, como gaspatxo?

That much she knew for sure. Angelica was going to pay for her crime. In blood. But how to collect? And how to make sure the revenge didn’t turn out to be some sort of gross cold dish, like gazpacho?

“Venja es difisil,” - Jenny ia pensa, - “ma lo es la sola modo.”

“Revenge is hard,” - thought Jenny, - “but it’s the only way.”

- Alo, Jenny! - Angelica ia dise aparente de pos un angulo.

- Hey, Jenny! - said Angelica appearing from around a corner.

- U! - Jenny ia dise, surprendeda par esta apare subita. - Cual tu fa asi?

- Wow! - said Jenny startled with this sudden appearance. - What are you doing here?

- Cual me fa asi a Dillard’s? - Angelica ia demanda car en fato ambos de los ia es aora a un boteca de departes de Dillard’s, a un de sua 292 locas oportun. - Me compra alga cosa per mea ava.

- What am I doing here with the Dillard’s? - asked Angelica for they were both in fact currently in a Dillard’s department store, one of 292 convenient locations. - I’m shopping for something for my grandmother.

- Si, ance me, - Jenny ia dise.

- Yeah, me too, - said Jenny.

Lo ia es la sola razona vera per vade a un Dillard’s – donadas a avas.

That was pretty much the only reason to be in a Dillard’s – grandma gifts.

- Bon, me veni de fini compra, donce me va vade a la sorti. Asta revide, Jenny! - Angelica ia dise e alora ia turna a la sorti.

- Well, I just finished shopping so I’m gonna head out. See you later, Jenny! - said Angelica and then she turned to leave.

- Para! - Jenny ia dise saisinte Angelica par la braso. - Ante ce tu vade… Esce tu ia sabe ce la Dillard’s la plu grande en mundo es en Scottsdale, Arizona?! Lo es 365,000 pedes cuadrida, Angelica!

- Wait! - said Jenny grabbing Angelica by the arm. - Before you go… Did you know that the largest Dillard’s in the world is in Scottsdale, Arizona?! It’s 365,000 square feet, Angelica!

- Me no ia sabe esta, u, - Angelica ia dise.

- I did not know that. Wow, - said Angelica.

E alora Jenny ia colpa el a la peto con un cotel e acel ia causa ce Angelica deveni instante un fantasma.

Then Jenny stabbed her in the chest instantly turning Angelica into a ghost.

- He! Cual? - Angelica ia dise.

- Hey! What? - said Angelica.

- Aora me ia venja me, - Jenny ia dise.

- Now we’re even, - said Jenny.

- Per cual?! - Angelica ia demanda.

- For what?! - asked Angelica.

- Franca, me an no recorda…

- I don’t even remember, honestly…

Jenny ia es prisonida per esta e Angelica infesta acel boteca de departes de Dillard’s asta esta dia mesma. Car tota esta ia aveni ier.

Jenny went to jail for that and Angelica haunts that Dillard’s department store to this very day. Because this all happened yesterday.