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Ep.16 “Mense de angilas”

“Spasio. On ave tro multe de lo”, - Andrea Laserzone ia pensa cuando el ia vola en sua barcon spasial de carga.

“Space. There’s too much of it”, - thought Andrea Laserzone as she flew around willy-nilly in her tiny cargo ship.

Andrea ia labora per Amazon spasial, traente Xboxes e jus tra tota la universo. Aceles ia es la du benes la plu popular de Amazon – Xbox 2000 e jus.

Andrea worked for space Amazon delivering Xboxes and juice all over the cosmos. Those were the two most popular items on Amazon – the Xbox 2000 and juice.

Cuando el ia dardi en spasio, evitante petras e muco e tal cosas, el ia nota un sinial piante a sua sensadores.

As she darted around in space avoiding rocks and goo and stuff she noticed a strange blip on her sensors.

- Lo es strana, - el ia dise a se. - Usual esta aparateta mostra a me siniales normal, plu o min, ma u-la-la, esta es multe bizara. Lo aspeta como la arma de “Krull”.

- That’s strange, - she said to herself. - Usually I get pretty normal blips on this thing but wowza is that a weird one. It looks like the weapon from “Krull”.

Lo ia es vera. La sinial ia aspeta esata como la spada sincoladal de “Krull”, un filma cual Andrea ia vide nonesplicable an con ce lo ia es xutada a sentenios ante sua nase. No volente ave cualce spesie de combate spasial contra un rota de coteles enorme e bizara, Andrea ia ajusta sua curso per evita la sinial matante, ma ance la sinial ia cambia sua curso e ia comensa siniali a sua dirije an plu rapida ca ante.

It was true. The blip looked exactly like the five sided glaive from “Krull”, a movie Andrea had inexplicably seen even though it had come out hundreds of years before she was born. Not wanting to get into some sort of space fight with a huge weird knife wheel, Andrea adjusted her course to avoid the deadly blip but the blip too changed course and it was blipping toward her even faster than before.

- Aida me! - Andrea ia cria a sua supra-radio. - Me es en la media de spasio, volante en mea barcon spasial e la anelo de coteles de “Krull” segue me!

- Mayday! - yelled Andrea into her super radio. - I’m out in the middle of space, flying around all willy-nilly and the stab hoop from “Krull” is following me!

On no ia responde. La sola cosa cual el ia oia ia es sua respira pesosa e la sinial matante de la lama de “Krull” en cuando lo ia deveni plu e plu prosima.

There was no answer. The only thing she heard was her own heavy breathing and the deadly blip of the “Krull” blade as it crawled its way closer and closer.

- Txa, esta cosa debe es enorme! - el ia dise, comparante la sinial de la lamas con la sinial de un Denny’s spasial prosima. - Lo cuatrupli la grandia de acel Denny’s spasial!

- Dang, look at how big that thing must be! - she said comparing the blades’ blip to the blip of a nearby space Denny’s. - It’s four times the size of that space Denny’s!

Pronto la anelo jirante de dagas ia ateni el, e el ia nota con stona ce lo es vivente. Serta, lo ia es un spada sincoladal de metal, ma lo ia ave ance un oio jigante repulsante en la sentro cual ia regarda intensa la barcon peti.

Soon the spinning dagger ring was upon her and she noticed with astonishment that it was alive. Sure, it was a metallic five bladed glaive but it also had a huge gross eye right in the center staring intensely at her tiny ship.

- Andrea Laserzone! - la monstro ia ruji de un boca nonvideda. - Me es Krull, nomida pos la filma cultal clasica de 1983 “Krull”.

- Andrea Laserzone! - boomed the beast from a mouth unseen, - I am Krull named after the 1983 cult classic “Krull”.

- Si, me ia vide lo, - Andrea ia dise.

- Yeah, I’ve seen that, - said Andrea.

- Vera?

- Really?

- Si.

- Yeah.

- Fresca! An tal. Tu ia trae a me un Xbox 2000 e lo no opera e me nesesa redona lo. La jus cual me ia reseta ia es oce, ma la Xbox fa no plu ca pia e descomuta.

- Cool! Anyway. You delivered to me an Xbox 2000 and it doesn’t work and I need to return it. The juice I’ve got was fine but the Xbox just beeps and shuts back off.

- O, tu debe comunica esta a Amazon. Me fa sola la traes.

- Oh, you have to go through Amazon for that. I just do deliveries.

- O, me vide. A… Oce, me va fa acel. Grasias per tua aida!

- Oh, I see. Ah… Okay. I’ll go do that. Thank you for your assistance!

La Krull potiosa ia comensa jira con rapidia nonpensable e a pos ia xuta a via a la stelas. Cuando Andrea ia es serta ce Krull es distante, el ia abri un caxeta secreta su sua seja e ia estrae un pistol peti. Esaminante la arma en sua mano el ia demanda a se per cuanto tempo el va pote evade suspetas. Cuanto tempo va pasa asta ce Amazon spasial va descovre ce cada Xbox 2000 traeda par Andrea Laserzone ia es matada par spara?

The mighty Krull began spinning with unthinkable speed and then shot away into the stars. When she was sure Krull was long gone, Andrea opened a secret trick drawer under her seat and took out a small handgun. As she examined the weapon in her hand she wondered how much longer she would get away with it. How much longer before space Amazon discovered that every Xbox 2000 delivered by Andrea Laserzone had been shot to death.