Traduida par Guido Crufio
| julio | |||
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| 17 | “Ante critica algun, tu ta debe pasea per un milia en se sapatos. Tal, cuando tu critica, tu es a la distantia de un milia de acel person e tu ave se sapatos.” | “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” | Jack Handey |
| 18 | “Es atendente cuando tu leje libros sur sania. Tu ta pote mori par un malprimi.” | “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” | Mark Twain |
| 19 | “No preocupa tu sur evita tenta…an cuando tu senese, lo va evita tu.” | “Don’t worry about avoiding temptation… as you grow older, it will avoid you.” | Winston Churchill |
| 20 | “Mone no pote compra felisia per tu…ma lo trae un forma de miseria plu plasente a tu.” | “Money can’t buy you happiness… but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” | Spike Milligan |
| 21 | “Sempre e nunca es du parolas cual on sempre ta debe recorda nunca usa.” | “Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.” | Wendell Johnson |
| 22 | “Si no ta es un fato ce la televisador e la friador es separada de un distantia grande, alga de nos no ta eserse a cualce cuantia.” | “If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.” | Joey Adams |
| 23 | “La espeta ce la mundo va trata tu con justia car tu es bon es como la espeta ce un bove mas no va ataca tu car tu es un vejetaliste.” | “Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.” | Dennis Wholey |
| 24 | Ci proba comeda per canes cuando lo ave un sabor ‘nova e bonida’? | Who tastes dog food when it has a ‘new & improved’ flavour? | Autor nonconoseda |
| 25 | “La cosas cual veni a los ci espeta es cisa la cosas abandonada par otras ci ia ariva prima.” | “The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 26 | “Me va pasea tra la vale de la ombra de moria…en fato, en cuando me pensa sur lo, me va CORE tra la vale, car on sorti la vale plu rapida tal…” | “I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death…in fact, now that I think of it, I shall RUN through the valley of the shadow of death, cos you get out of the valley quicker that way…” | Woody Allen |
| 27 | “Si un om en un foresta parla a se mesma con no femes presente, es el ancora noncoreta?” | “If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 28 | “Algunes causa felisia a cada loca do los vade; otras, a cada ves cuando los parti.” | “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” | Oscar Wilde |
| 29 | “Si no cosa adere a TEFLON, como on fa TEFLON adere a la caserol?” | “If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 30 | “Cuando tu disputa con un fol, serti ce el no fa la mesma.” | “When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn’t doing the same thing.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 31 | “Me sempre es preparada per aprende, ma me no sempre gusta es instruida.” | “I am always prepared to learn although I do not always like being taught.” | Winston Churchill |
| agosto | |||
| 1 | “Un metodo produosa per recorda la aniversario de la sposa . . . oblida lo a un ves.” | “An effective way to remember the wife’s birthday . . . forget it once.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 2 | “Cuatro entre tre persones trova ce fratos es confusante.” | “Four out of every three people have trouble with fractions.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 3 | “Si tu pote resta calma, tu no ave tota la fatos.” | “If you can remain calm, you don’t have all the facts.” | Brian Gerald O’Driscoll |
| 4 | “Un banco es un loca do on presta un parapluve a tu en clima bon e demanda ce tu redona lo cuando la pluve comensa.” | “A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” | Robert Frost |
| 5 | “Si ama es sieca, per ce vestetas delicata es tan poplal?” | “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 6 | “Nos no sesa jua car nos senese; nos senese car nos sesa jua.” | “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” | George Bernard Shaw |
| 7 | “La sabe es comprende ce un tomato es un fruta; La sajia es nunca pone lo en un salada de frutas.” | “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 8 | “La serebro es un organo merveliosa. Lo comensa opera pronto cuando tu leva tu a la matina e no sesa asta cuando tu ariva a la ofisia.” | “The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” | Robert Frost |
| 9 | “Si nada es tan bon per la forma, como on pote esplica balenas?” | “If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 10 | “No desira malvole a tu enemi – scemi lo.” | “Don’t wish ill for your enemy - plan it.” | Syrus |
| 11 | “Un penig gardada es un nonotada de la governa.” | “A penny saved is a government oversight.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 12 | “Nos es naseda nuda, moiada e fame. Alora, cosas mali.” | “We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 13 | “No es tan umil – tu no es tan eselente.” | “Don’t be so humble - you are not that great.” | Golda Meir |
| 14 | “No gida me a tenta; me pote trova lo par me mesma.” | “Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.” | Rita Mae Brown |
| 15 | “Si prima tu no susede, alora salta con paracade no es per tu.” | “If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 16 | “Sesa fumi es la cosa la plu fasil per fa en la mundo. Me sabe car me ia fa lo a miles de veses.” | “Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” | Mark Twain |
| 17 | “Ave un proba per descovre si tu mision en tera es finida: Si tu es vivente, lo no es.” | “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t.” | Richard Bach |
| 18 | “Nos oia ce un milion simias operante un milion tecladores ta pote produi la operas completa de Shakespeare; aora, grasias a la interede, nos sabe ce acel no es vera.” | “We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.” | Robert Wilensky |
| 19 | “Ave du tipos de persones en esta mundo, bon e mal. La bones dormi plu bon, ma la males pare gusta multe plu la oras cuando los es veliada.” | “There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.” | Woody Allen |
| 20 | “Democratia es la suspeta reveninte ce plu ca un dui de la popla es coreta a plu ca un dui de la tempo.” | “Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.” | E.B. White |
| 21 | “A la fini, no es la anios en la tu vive cual importa. Es la vive en tu anios.” | “In the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” | Abraham Lincoln |
| 22 | “Sonia como si tu va vive eterna, vive como si tu va mori oji.” | “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” | James Dean |
| 23 | “An si tu es a la curso coreta, tu va deveni craseda si tu mera senta ala.” | “Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” | Will Rogers |
| 24 | “Si tu vole sabe acel cual Dio pensa sur mone, mera regarda la persones a ci el ia dona lo.” | “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” | Dorothy Parker |
| 25 | “Si pare ce la ‘Pensa per la Dia’ ia desapare, es car la om ci fa lo ia vade per un vacanse.” | (For a week, to Cornwall) | Guido Crufio |
| setembre | |||
| 2 | “No trata tro seria la vive. Tu no va emerji vivente de lo.” | “Do no take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” | Elbert Hubbard |
| 3 | “Cada cosa cual comun ia es un peca aora es un maladia.” | “Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.” | Bill Maher |
| 4 | “Femes gusta omes silente. Los pensa ce los escuta.” | “Women like silent men. They think they are listening.” | Marcel Achard |
| 5 | “Nunca luta con un porco. Ambos de vos va susi, ma la porco va gusta lo.” | “Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.” | Carl Yarborough |
| 6 | “Si ave no demandas stupida, alora ce tipo de demanda es fada par persones stupida?” | “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?” | Scott Adams |
| 7 | “Si tu senti ce tu vole fa alga labora, senta tu e espeta… | The feeling does go away.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 8 | “Me ave mone bastante per dura tra la resta de la me vive. Estra si me compra alga cosa.” | “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.” | Jackie Mason |
| 9 | “Un governa cual ruba Petro per paia Paulo pote depende sempre de la suporta de Paulo.” | “A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.” | George Bernard Shaw |
| 10 | “Entre du malias, sempre me eleje acel cual me no ia proba ja.” | “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.” | Mae West |
| 11 | “A tredes-sinco anios, on fini asembla se mente e comensa desasembla se corpo.” | “Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 12 | “A veses, me no sabe esce la mundo es manejada par astutas finjente o par foles sinsera.” | “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.” | Mark Twain |
| 13 | “Un multa es un imposta car on ia fa alga cosa mal. Un imposta es un multa car on ia fa alga cosa bon.” | “A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 14 | “Si es vera ce nos es asi per aida otras, esata ce la otras fa asi?” | “If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 15 | “Si vive dona limones a tu, crea limonada. Alora trova algun a ci vive ia dona vodca | vodka and have a party.” | Ron White |
| 16 | “Cuando me ia es un enfante, la menu de la familia ia es composada de du elejes: | “As a child, the family menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” | Buddy Hackett |
| 17 | “On dise “Fusiles no mata persones, persones mata persones.” Me pensa ce la fusiles aida. Si on ta sta e cria PUM, me no pensa ce on ta mata multe persones.” | “They say “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.” | Eddie Izzard |
| 18 | “Alcol no solve problemes, ma lete no solve los ance.” | “Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 19 | “Con un enfante, on es un jenitor; con du, on es un arbitror.” | “Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.” | David Frost |
| 20 | “Me pensa… donce me es nonsposida.” | “I think… therefore I’m single.” | Lizz Winstead |
| 21 | “Coraje es nesesada per sta e parla; ance lo es nesesada per senta e escuta.” | “Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; it is also what it takes to sit down and listen.” | Winston Churchill |
| 22 | “Un om susedosa es el ci pote gania plu mone ca se sposa pote spende; un fem susedosa es el ci pote trova un tal om.” | “A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend; a successful woman is one who can find such a man.” | Lana Turner |
| 23 | “Si tu pote conta tu mone, tu no posese un bilion dolares.” | “If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.” | J. Paul Getty |
| 24 | “Per evalua vera un person, vide como el trata algun par ci el no va es an poca beneficada.” | “The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.” | Samuel Johnson |
| 25 | “Cuando on es un famosa, si on noia algun, los culpa se mesma.” | “The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it’s their fault.” | Henry Kissinger |
| 26 | “Si un engles deveni craseda par un camion el dise ‘pardona me’ a la camion.” | “If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologises to the truck.” | Jackie Mason |
| 27 | “Me ia ta es un bon Pape.” | “I would have been a good Pope.” | Richard M. Nixon |
| 28 | “Bon amis coteli on en la ventre.” | “True friends stab you in the front.” | Oscar Wilde |
| 29 | “Bisesalia dupli direta la fortunas de trova un corteor a un sera de saturdi.” | “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” | Woody Allen |
| 30 | “Me coce con vino. A alga veses me an ajunta lo a la comeda.” | “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” | W.C. Fields |
| otobre | |||
| 1 | “Cuando un om abri un porte de un auto per se sposa, lo es o un auto nova o un sposa nova.” | “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” | Prince Philip |
| 2 | “On sabe ce on senese cuando la candelas costa plu ca la torta.” | “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” | Bob Hope |
| 3 | “No cada oio cluida dormi e no cada oio abrida vide.” | “Every closed eye is not sleeping and every open eye is not seeing.” | Bill Cosby |
| 4 | Marcel Marceau | ||
| 5 | “Un mundo sin armas nucleal ta es min secur e plu perilosa per cadun.” | “A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us.” | Margaret Thatcher |
| 6 | “Si Dio no ia intende ce nos come animales, per ce el ia crea los de carne?” | “If God did not intend for us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?” | John Cleese |
| 7 | “La instrui es un cosa amirable, ma on debe recorda de ves a ves ce on pote ensenia no cosa cual merita ce on sabe lo.” | “Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.” | Oscar Wilde |
| 8 | “Senese – prima on oblida nomes, alora on oblida fases. Alora on oblida tira se zipe a supra e final on oblida tira lo a su.” | “Old age – first you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally you forget to pull it down.” | George Burns |
| 9 | ”“Plu alta es la construida, plu basa es la morales.” | “The higher the building, the lower the morals.” | Noel Coward |
| 10 | “Rie es la medisin la plu bon. Estra si on ave diabete, alora insulin veni alta sur la lista.” | “Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you’re a diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.” | Jasper Carrott |
| 11 | “Esce tu ia nota? Cualcun ci vade plu lenta ca tu es un fol e cualcun ci vade plu rapida ca tu es un manica.” | “Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.” | Ronnie Corbett |
| 12 | “La cosa la plu triste cual me pote imajina es deveni abituada a luso.” | “The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.” | Charlie Chaplin |
| 13 | “Nun va vinse en la batalia entre la sesos; ave tro multe colabora con la enemi.” | “No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” | Henry A. Kissinger |
| 14 | “Coraje moral es un virtua plu alta e plu rara ca coraje fisical.” | “Moral courage is a higher and rarer virtue than physical courage.” | William Slim |
| 15 | “Confusa nunca la grandia de tu salario con la grandia de tu talento.” | “Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.” | Marlon Brando |
| 16 | “Es cisa la avia la plu temprana cual oteni la verme, ma es la mus du cual oteni la ceso.” | “The early bird may get the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.” | Jeremy Paxman |
| 17 | “La aparato la plu bon de securia de auto es un miror de retrovista con un polisior en se.” | “The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it.” | Dudley Moore |
| 18 | “On pote declara solitar la gera, ma on no pote crea solitar la pas.” | “You can go to war alone, but you can’t build peace alone.” | Jacques Chirac |
| 19 | “Plu bon es resta silente e es considerada como un fol ca parla e sutrae cada duta.” | “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” | Abraham Lincoln |
| 20 | “Relijio es lo cual impedi la povre de asasina la rica.” | “Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.” | Napoleon Bonaparte |
| 21 | “Cimri – la pais de me asendentes. Ta ce me asendentes reteni lo.” | “Wales – the land of my fathers. My fathers can have it.” | Dylan Thomas |
| 22 | “Cualce om ci pote gida secur en cuando el besa un xica bela es clar no donante a la besa la atende cual lo merita.” | “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” | Albert Einstein |
| 23 | “Cuando nos va pende la capitalistes, los va vende a nos la corda cual nos va usa.” | “When we hang the capitalists, they will sell us the rope we use.” | Joseph Stalin |
| 24 | “On dise ce sposis es creada en Sielo. Ma tona e lampo es ance creada ala.” | “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” | Clint Eastwood |
| 25 | “Plu bon es ce un leon gida un armada de oveas ca un ovea gida un armada de leones.” | “It is better to have a lion at the head of an army of sheep than a sheep at the head of an army of lions.” | Daniel Defoe |
| 26 | “Nos va estende nos mano; los debe esvasa se punio.” | “We’ll hold out our hand; they have to unclench their fist.” | Hillary Clinton |
| 27 | “Me no es un milionor paranoica e loco. Me es un bilionor.” | “I’m not a paranoid deranged millionaire. I’m a billionaire.” | Howard Hughes |
| 28 | “En un pais cual es bon governada, povria es un cosa sur cual on vergonia. En un pais cual es mal governada, ricia es un cosa sur cual on vergonia.” | “In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of.” | Confucius |
| 29 | “La cosa la plu riscosa es deveni avar.” | “The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy.” | Lance Armstrong |
| 30 | “Un brinda a alcol: la causa de, e la solve a, tota de la problemes en vive.” | “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life’s problems.” | Matt Groening |
| 31 | “Bebes ave testas e oios grande e corpos pico con brasos e gamas pico. Ance la estrateranes a Roswell ia ave la mesma! Me ia fa me caso.” | “Babies have big heads and eyes and tiny bodies with tiny arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.” | William Shatner |
| novembre | |||
| 1 | “A la fini, nos no va recorda la parolas de nos enemis, ma la silentia de nos amis.” | “In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” | Martin Luther King, Jr. |
| 2 | “A la eda de 4, con xapos de paper e spadas de lenio, tota de nos es Jenerales. Ma alga de nos no adulti.” | “At the age of 4 with paper hats and wooden swords, we’re all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.” | Peter Ustinov |
| 3 | “La sola person ci pote vinse me es me.” | “The only person who can beat me is me.” | Michael Johnson |
| 4 | “Un om ci vide la mundo en la mesma modo cuando el ave sincodes anios como cuando el ia ave dudes anios, ia peri tredes anios de se vive.” | “A man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty, has wasted thirty years of his life.” | Muhammed Ali |
| 5 | “Bigamia sinifia ce on ave un sposa tro multe. Monogamia sinifia la mesma.” | “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” | Oscar Wilde |
| 6 | “A un dia la tu vive va pasa ante tu oios. Serti ce lo merita la vide.” | “One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching.” | Autor nonconoseda |
| 7 | “Me gusta paseas longa, spesial cuando los es fada par persones ci irita me.” | “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” | Noel Coward |
| 8 | “Mone no fa on es felis. Aora me ave $50 milion ma me ia es egal felis cuando me ia ave $48 milion.” | “Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.” | Arnold Schwarzenegger |
| 9 | “La bon cualia de Glasgow es ce, si un ataca nucleal va aveni, lo va aspeta esata la mesma a pos.” | “The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards.” | Billy Connolly |
| 10 | “Un om saja pote aprende plu de un demanda fol ca un fol pote aprende de un responde saja.” | “A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.” | Bruce Lee |
| 11 | “La cosa la plu noncredable sur miracles es ce los aveni.” | “The most incredible thing about miracles is that they happen.” | Gilbert Keith Chesterton |
| 12 | “Si on parla a un om en un lingua cual el comprende, acel vade a se testa. Si on parla a el en se lingua, acel vade a se cor.” | “If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.” | Nelson Mandela |
| 13 | “No dise sempre cual tu sabe ma sabe sempre cual tu dise.” | “Say not always what you know but always know what you say.” | Claudius |
| 14 | “Politica es la arte de xerca turba, trova lo a cada loca, diagnose lo noncoreta e aplica la remedias falsa.” | “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.” | Groucho Marx |
| 15 | “Natural me ave legistes. Los es como armas nucleal, me ave los car cadun ave los. Ma direta cuando on emplea los, los desordina cada cosa.” | “Of course I’ve got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I’ve got them cos everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.” | Danny DeVito |
| 16 | “Multe omes ia cade en ama con un xica en un lus tan oscur ce los no ta eleje un completa par lo.” | “Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.” | Maurice Chevalier |
| 17 | “Un om ci sta per no cosa va cade par cualce cosa.” | “A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.” | Malcolm X |
| 18 | “Es cortes a gansos. Par fortuna on ta pote labora per un.” | “Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” | Bill Gates |
| 19 | “Ier es mera un memoria, doman es nunca lo cual on intende.” | “Yesterday’s just a memory, tomorrow’s never what it’s supposed to be.” | Bob Dylan |
| 20 | “Me ia vide nunca un vivente savaje ci senti triste per se mesma. Un avia peti ta cade de un ramo, mor e jelada, con senti nunca triste per se mesma.” | “I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.” | David Herbert Lawrence |
| 21 | “Otodes persentos de omes sposida es nonfidosa en America. La otras es nonfidosa en Europa.” | “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, The rest cheat in Europe.” | Jackie Mason |
| 22 | “Nos no vide cosas como los es, nos vide los como nos es.” | “We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are.” | Anais Nin |
| 23 | “Es nunca tro tarda per es cual tu ia ta pote es.” | “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” | George Eliot |
| 24 | “Si tu no pote esplica lo a un enfante de ses anios, tu mesma no comprende lo.” | “If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.” | Albert Einstein |
| 25 | “Tu no debe es plu rapida ca la lupo cual xasa tu, ma plu rapida ca la otras ci ance core de lo.” | “You don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.” | Kim Harrison |
| 26 | “Per ce un fem labora tra des anios per cambia un om, alora cexa ce el no es la om ci el ia sposi?” | “Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?” | Barbra Streisand |
| 27 | “On dise ce la tu vive flaxi ante tu oios a punto de mori. Esta es vera, lo es nomida Vive.” | “It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.” | Terry Pratchett |
| 28 | “Es nonfortunosa ce tota de la persones ci sabe como maneja la pais es ocupada gidante taxis e sisorinte capeles.” | “Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.” | George Burns |
| 29 | “Cuando tota es diseda e fada, plu es diseda ca fada.” | “When all is said and done, more is said than done.” | Lou Holtz |
| 30 | “Cuando tu aseta la universa como materia estendente a no cosa cual es alga cosa, porta raios con texeda scotes es fasil.” | “Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.” | Albert Einstein |
| desembre | |||
| 1 | “Si tu fa cual tu ia fa sempre, tu va reseta cual tu ia reseta sempre.” | “If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.” | Tony Robbins |
| 2 | “Ancora la ata la plu perilosa es pensa per tu mesma. A vose.” | “The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud.” | Coco Chanel |
| 3 | “Cuando la ama no es dementia lo no es la ama.” | “When love is not madness it is not love.” | Pedro Calderón de la Barca |
| 4 | “Ier me surie, oji me surie, e doman me surie. Simple car vive es tro corta per plora per cualce cosa.” | “I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.” | Santosh Kalwar |
| 5 | “Un bon sposi ta es entre un sposa sieca e un sposo sorda.” | “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.” | Michel de Montaigne |
| 6 | “Me no ia fali. Me ia trova mera des mil metodos cual no opera.” | “I have not failed. I’ve just found ten thousand ways that won’t work.” | Thomas A. Edison |
| 7 | “Si, razona es un parte de relijio organizada de cuando du nudistes ia reseta consela sur dieta de un serpente parlante.” | “Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.” | Jon Stewart |
| 8 | “La contamina no es lo cual dana la ambiente. La nonpurias en nos aira e acua es los cual dana lo.” | “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it” | Al Gore |
| 9 | “Susede sinifia ce tu reseta cual tu desira, felisia sinifia ce tu desira cual tu reseta.” | “Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get” | W.P. Kinsella |
| 10 | “Per manteni ce tu tas de sposia es plen con ama, sempre cuando tu no ave razona, confesa lo; sempre cuando tu ave razona, silenti.” | “To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.” | Ogden Nash |
| 11 | “Si tostada sempre atera sur se lado burida e un gato sempre atera sur se pedes, ce aveni si tu bandi tostada a la dorso de un gato e fa lo cade?” | “If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?” | Steven Wright |
| 12 | “La person ci tu ama e acel ci ama tu es nunca la mesma.” | “The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.” | Chuck Palahniuk |
| 13 | “Tota de nos es en la canaleta, ma alga de nos regarda la stelas.” | “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” | Oscar Wilde |
| 14 | “Ave sola du modos de vive la tu vive. Un es crede ce no cosa es un miracle. La otra es crede ce cada cosa es un miracle.” | “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” | Albert Einstein |
| 15 | “Ta ce tu vive cada dia de la tu vive.” | “May you live every day of your life.” | Jonathan Swift |
| 16 | “No teme perfetia – tu va ateni lo nunca.” | “Have no fear of perfection - you’ll never reach it.” | Salvador Dali |
| 17 | “Gera es pas. Libria es sclavia. Nonsabe es fortia.” | “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” | George Orwell, 1984 |
| 18 | “Es bon a vos enfantes. Cuando los adulti, cisa los va deveni scrivores.” | “Be nice to your children. They may grow up to be writers.” | Katerina Stoykova Klemer |
| 19 | “Cisa onestia es la politica la plu bon, ma es importante ce on recorda ce parente, par elimina, nononestia es la politica du la plu bon.” | “Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” | George Carlin |
| 20 | “Me vole spende tota me tempo con taxes, misionetas, asinias e disputas. Cual es per dise, me vole sposi.” | “I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.” | Jarod Kintz |
| 21 | “La tempo cual tu gusta peri no es tempo perida.” | “Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” | Marthe Troly-Curtin |
| 22 | “U-ra! U-ra! La fini de la mundo es posponeda!” | “Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! ” | Herge |
| 23 | “La seso es como la aira; lo no es importante estra cuando lo manca.” | “Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.” | John Callahan |
| 24 | “Me sposa e me ia deside ce nos no desira enfantes; si algun desira los, nos va trae los a vos doman.” | “My wife and I decided we don’t want children; if someone wants them, we’ll drop them off tomorrow.” | Stewart Francis |
| 25 | “Cuanto persones selebra la nase de Cristo! Tan poca se regulas!” | “How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, His precepts!” | Benjamin Franklin |
| 26 | “No plora car lo es finida, surie car lo ia aveni.” | “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” | Dr Seuss |
| 27 | “Cada cosa cual nos vide en la mundo es la obra creosa de femes.” | “Everything we see in the world is the creative work of women.” | Mustafa Kemal Ataturk |
| 28 | “No considera moria como un fini, ma plu como un modo produosa de redui tu spendes.” | “Don’t think of death as an end, more as an effective way of cutting down on your expenses.” | Woody Allen |
| Saturday29 | “Cuando nos parla a Dio, nos es preante. Cuando Dio parla a nos, nos es scizofrenica.” | “When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.” | Jane Wagner |
| 30 | “Fa sempre tan bon como tu pote. Tu va recolie plu tarda lo cual tu planta oji.” | “Always do your best. What you plant today, you will harvest later.” | Og Mandino |
| 31 | “No vade a do la paseria cisa gida, en loca vade do no ave un paseria e lasa un curso.” | “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” | Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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